Glossary (Some Things May Need Explaining)

Just in case something needs explaining…

BD- Baby Daddy AKA my husband
OEW- One Eye Wonder AKA my teenage daughter
SA- This has two meanings depending on context. Sweet Angel or Shit Ass AKA my elementary school age son
Mother Theresa Cindy- my mother
The Professor- my father
Poodieish- can mean happy, good, awesome, amazing or any positive adjective that fits
de-poodieish- antonym for poodieish